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When chemistry goes awry, we see sulfur in places it’s not supposed to be.
When we see sulfur in places it’s not supposed to be, we feel sad.
When we feel sad, we go to the bookstore and buy all of their cheese-flavored snackfood.
Incidentally, this is 3180 calories of food. (We ate all of it)