Today we mourn the loss of Raul, one of our beloved separatory funnels.
Raul leaves behind his wife and three 25 mL beaker children.
We as members of Helen White’s lab gather to eulogize Raul and share our memories of him:
Sarah: Raul was like family to me. No seriously, he was my cousin.
Danny: I can’t pretend to be upset, I’m totally going to go for that wife of his now.
Liz: Sorry — I’m a bio major — what is a separatory funnel?
Katie: Raul? I sneezed all over him this morning when I took him out of the combustion oven. Don’t tell Zach.
Helen: There goes $70.