J1x1′s Pitchford Magazine (Concert Listingz)
Tired of Pitchfork? Welcome to Pitchford, where The Jixilicious One will give you the low down on how to get down to the grooviest artists visiting the Philly area! Below you fill find a list of some cool-ass concerts, dates, and venues! If you don’t like these you are either a hipster or a bro. Good luck to you. Jazz in the Neighborhood- local sick jazz collective... Read More
Plenary: bring yo’ kids, bring yo’ wife
It’s Plenary time!!! Well, almost. In just a little over a week, we (or at least 2/3rds of us) will be immersed in the Quaker-goodness (new slogan for Quaker Oats anyone?!) that is Plenary. We will lounge together, eat Coop pizza and breadsticks together, fill out our Plenary Bingo sheets together, and hold up our packets together. Sounds exactly like the Quaker summer... Read More
SPRING BREAK IS HERE
YEAH BABY! Spring break is finally here and we can all get our bronze on, brah. In honor of this time honored tradition, here are some pictures of everything Haverford is not. Now that I have thoroughly depressed you all, let me cheer you up with the hottest... Read More
Will Shortz Visit
I hope that everyone got a taste of How I Met Your Mother and what it is like to be Ted Mosby when Mr. Shortz visited! Enjoy this picture from this cool bunch that got to make an epic crossword puzzle with Mr. Shortz HaverPuzzle! Read More
Swarthmore Won’t Shine Tonight! (Or any night really)
Since time immemorial (my freshman year), one thing has remained true: Swat sucks at winning Men’s Basketball games. This year was no different. In what can only be described as a “robust and rowdy” crowd, Haverford students from all walks of life welcomed their Quaker neighbors to a lively night in the Nuthouse. Occupying the space underneath the banners that... Read More
We’reeee Bacckkk
One week into the semester and already things are getting hectic!!! It’s good to be back. I spent all of winter break sleeping, eating and watching basketball, so it feels nice to get those academic juices flowing again! I’m going to give a brief recap of highlights from the first week back, and then preview some really cool events that are coming up! I got back last Sunday,... Read More
Mathletes vs. Athletes
As winter settles in SECS is currently working on exploring ways to keep the campus HOT! The best way that we have found to do that is to hold a war in the great founders hall. The war is the epic and long-standing battle between Mathletes and Athletes. Think you can contribute to the battle… well please come to founders between 10pm and 2am on January 21st. There is no greater... Read More
FALL BREAK!
Photo from the recent haVOC weekend backpacking trip (photo credit: Dan Feller). It has been such a hectic past few weeks! Midterms, a last minute trip home last weekend to see the Yankees, MORE MIDTERMS, and some yoga. Life’s been crazy. FAB took 50 people apple picking last weekend, and I heard that the Lighted Fools gave a great performance too. Anyways the semesters all ready... Read More
I’m Not Afraid…To Take A Stand
And say that I am excited to see Bridesmaids. Now, normally, I hate comedies; they always factor to the lowest common denominator and recycle the same puerile humor that was pioneered in the ’80s by stand-up comedians. Well, I guess it was not truly pioneered in the nineteen-eighties, maybe more like in the straight 80s A.D. However let’s not get into that, we all still... Read More
Thoughts on Being a Lighted Fools Groupie
I have a confession. I am a Lighted Fools groupie. Not that it is a secret or anything. I sit in the front row of their shows, beaming like it’s Taco Day at the DC. I laugh the loudest in the audience. If you don’t believe me, come to the show (September 30th and October 1st- be there!). That person, in the front row, laughing loudly at every line, the person... Read More

