Hello person that just clicked on the link!

Pinwheel day happened and it was magical….and really cold… but still, it made my week. If you haven’t gotten a pinwheel by now, no worries. There are still decapitated pinwheels all over Founders Green, you could make a cool sculpture with them. I wonder if they reuse them for next year. Anyways Haverfest is right around the corner so make sure you have money in your bookstore accounts because they (people of Haverfest) will be selling AWESOME merchandise soon. VERY soon. #imgonnabuyEVERYTHING #negativebalanceinaccount

In other news, good luck to the seniors that are in the process of finishing their theses. The grass is greener on the other side… or so they say.

There aren’t that many events going on this weekend because everyone is too busy with work and stuff. BUT if you want to procrastinate/stealfreefood go check these events out!

 

Haverfest = My batteries

Thursday, April 24, 2014:

 

Pre-Health Society Cupcakes

7:00pm, Zubrow Commons

** casually walk in, put on a smile, talk to a stranger for a minute, and take 2 cupcakes. That is my plan. #protocol #sweets #healthycupcakes #naaahrealcupcakes

Pizza, Profs, and the Code:

7:30pm, CPGC Cafe

** casually walk in, put on a smile, awkwardly talk to a professor, embarrass myself in front of prof, and take a box of pizza. #noshame #realworld #honorablewaytogetfreefood

Friday, April 25, 2014:

 

Chaverim Semester Show

8:00pm – 9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** I didn’t even know they existed. #tricoacapella

 

The Throng Presents: Our last show! Is this not big enough for you?!?

9:45pm – 10:45pm, DC Blackbox

** Is it a sexual reference? I don’t know I guess you’ll have to go and check it out. #theblackboxishaunted #notreally #butmaybe

 

Hunger Over Nutella Games II

7:30pm, HCA Green

** I’m allergic to nutella. BUT i might just go watch people fight with each other for the nutella. #antsaregonnawin #eattillyoupassout #ihatenutella #notreally

Saturday, April 26, 2014:

 

Outskirts Semester Show: Aca-Addiction

7:30pm – 9:00pm, Marshall Aud

**I have been waiting for this show my entire life.I’m not ashamed to admit my unhealthy obsession. #eargasm #groupie #dabomb #seniorsolos #acaloveit #Sunnysnumbaonefan

 

The Island Performance

8:00pm-9:00pm, Skate House

**Quaker play. #muchexciting

 

Sunday, April 27, 2014:

The Island Performance

8:00pm-9:00pm, Skate House

**I want to go to an island with white sandy beaches, “virgin” pi~a coladas, and NO iguanas. #unnecessaryrant #imscaredofgodzilla #irefusetowatchthatmovie

On the DL (Downtown Lobby)

 

FUCS: HABIBI + MANNEQUIN PUSSY + CALAMITY JANE

**I overheard that RollingStone Magazine was interested in writing an expose on FUCS. #orwasitadream #poshvenue #idontevenknowwhatposhis

 

Have a drama-free yet exciting Weekend~ <( 0_0 )>

It’s a Friday night- what are you up to?  Watching Netflix and eating Nutella with a spoon in bed?  Or is that just me…

 

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I didn’t think so!

 

This Friday, FAB is sponsoring an event- Hunger Over Nutella Games II- and you should all be there.  Let’s be real- we all do this in the privacy of our dorm rooms, so we might as well be a bit more social and do it with our friends.  It will be hosted at 7:30pm on HCA green this Friday, 4/25.  There will be a full Nutella bar with fresh fruit, crackers, and breads to wipe our fave condiment on, and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire will be shown.

 

Be there, or have an empty stomach and not learn how to survive the impending apocalypse and/or dramatic political crisis that results in reverting back to ancient Grecian times and cheering while humans fight to the death in an arena.  Woo!!!

 

This Friday, 4/25. 7:30pm.  HCA green.  Nutella.  The Hunger Games.  JLaw.  JHutch.  Miley Cyrus’ Ex-Fiance.  Be there.

 

 

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  • 22 April 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!

Every night I dream that I’m gonna wake up and walk into a field of colorful pinwheels… but this weather is ruining EVERYTHING. Shout-out to everyone that put their winter coats in storage and then had to take them out because of the inconsistent weather.

In other news, the end is so close yet so far away. I don’t know if I’ll make it to the end but on the plus side… 2 more weeks till Haverfest!!! Anyways I’m too tired and stressed to make more cheesy remarks so here are the things that are going on this weekend (although you should be inside doing HOMEWORK….jk #procrastinate #tilltheend)

 

GIF of the week: If my assignments were Julia Robert’s niece, they would say:

 

Friday, April 18, 2014:

 

LGBTQ Health Panel

7:00pm-10:00pm, Chase Auditorium

** Go. #idontknowwhatelsetosay

 

Oxford Blues Semester Show

7:30pm – 9:00pm, Stokes Auditorium

** If Simon Cowell were to go to their show, he would give them a 10.5/10  because they are THAT awesome. #maybeoneday  #theirokdoe

 

Meat Snarf: Zoboomafoo

7:30pm – 8:30pm, Lunt Basement

** OMG i remember watching this show every single day as a kid. I never knew if the two guys were brothers, really “close” friends, or members of a drug cartel. #srsly #lemurondrugs #someonewashallucinatin

 

Ford S-Chords Semester Show

8:00pm-9:30pm, Founders Great Hall

**Oh snap another a capella show! I think next year we should have a Sing-Off competition featuring our 279 a capella groups. #simoncowellcanbethejudge #theirhunkycauseoftheirgetup #go4Luis #duckyhat #vivalahaverNOT

 

Saturday, April 19, 2014:

 

Alley Cat: A Storytelling Open-Mic

7:00pm –  8:30pm, Founders Common Room

**If I were an alley cat, I would live next to a restaurant and eat all of their food. #somanyoptions #iwantmediterraneanfood   #tellstories

 

SMOKIN’ MIC

9:00pm – 10:00pm, Lunt Basement

** Bring your smokin’ guns to this slam poetry extravaganza. go for the snaps. #train #baret #mic #blackturtleneck #blackjeggins #noshoes

Sunday, April 20, 2014:

 

8D and AIDS Service Network (ASN) Food Trucks

11:30am – 2:30pm, Founders Green

** YAAAAAAS! it’s a good cause AND brazilian and Grilled cheese foodtrucks. I am crying of happiness right now. #notreally #justreallyhappy #food #nomnom #curethehangover

 

EEA Presents: Easter Breakfast

9:00am – 11:00am, Leeds Green

** Free food. Maybe they’ll give chocolate. #easterbunny #heisreal #imethimatthemallonce #yummyinmytummy

 

Other things on the DL (Drastic Lobotomy),

 

FUCS PRESENTS: CRYING//BANNED BOOKS//ATTIC STAIRS

** I still don’t know if those are the names of the band or just the title of the event. Go check out this very posh and low key ambient music in the world-renowned venue. #artsy #lowkey #underground #studentbands #cigar-typeofthing

 

Spring Formal 

**For some reason I feel like we’ve had like 20 formals this semester. Which I guess is ok cause people get to dress classy and party trashy… but I’m going to this in my pj’s. #justgoingforthetenders #food #maybethey’llhaveotherfriedfood #mockdrinks #imdone #parteyinmybedwithnetflix #tophat

 

- Go Creigh, but not TOO Creigh

Hey ya’ll!

OMG April Fools is right around the corner (TUESDAY) and I can’t wait to prank everybody that I know!

This weekend’s weather is looking pretty decent (in the mid 50s). The only problem is that it’s going to be rainy and humid… so make sure to carry around your umbrella and anti-humidity hairspray! Although there aren’t that many events this week, the ones that are going on are poppin’. Here are this weekend’s events <3

**Commentary by Intern #3

//BRACE YOURSELF //

The GIF of the week: “Heavy Breathing Cat”

 

 

Friday, March 28, 2014:

 

 

The Seven Person Pyramid High Wire Act

7:00pm-9:00pm, Squash Court #2

** At first I thought it was a trapeze show in which people would walk on a wire and jump through flaming hoops. Then I googled it and found out that it’s a play about bats and a dance concert….. so if you’re into bats and underground theater, you should stop by! Also the poster is pretty cool, so you should go just for that. #artsy #hipster #alumni

 

Ableism Keynote Panel: Mia Mingus and Carl Sigmund *Part of (Dis)Ability Awareness Week

7:30pm-9:30pm, Stokes Aud

** Educate yourself! #edumacate #oooooo

 

 

Saturday, March 29, 2014:

 

Haverford’s Got Talent

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Marshall Aud

**From singing to dancing to comedy this talent show is gonna be awesome. It’s like a 4th grade talent show except that these kids got talent.  Also the MCs (Brand-on Kelly and Stephen Pro-fetta) will probably steal the show with their raunchy comedy. Also the only thing Cruz has been talking about for the past month is this show so… please go… it’s his baby. #SimonCowell #wheredreamsdontcometrue #Cruz’sbaby #funny #startedfromthebottom #JinandJuice

 

Fro Life – Fro Choice

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Founders Hall

** If you like hair and are looking for some tips on how to love your hair then you should stop by. From fashion show to merchandise station (maybe they’ll be selling anti-humidity hairspray) to a panel discussion… it’s all about HAIR (not the Lady Gaga song doe). #hair #Haaallaaaah #itsgoingdown #letitgo #youdoyou #youdohair #hairdoyou

 

Enjoy the weekend but don’t get too Creigh!

Have hair?  Yes?  Then we have an event for you!

Fro-Life/Fro-Choice is an event that will be examining cultural pressures and perspectives on hair/beauty standards.  There will be panels, discussions, guest speakers and poets, singers, and a hair care station!  Be sure to check it all out!

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Boys and girls alike are welcome, as are those with all sorts of hair types.  Straight, curly, long, short, blonde, or black hair- all are invited and are sure to learn something new!  The event is from 7:00-9:30pm in Founders.

Make sure to check out the after party as well in the DC Basement from 10:30pm-2:00am!  See you there!

 

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  • 27 March 2014
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Hey Ford Peeeeeeeps!

Did ya’ll have a fun-tastic Spring Break? I sure did. There are a lot of events happening this weekend… like omg A LOT.

**Commentary by the lovely Intern #3

 

Wednesday, March 19, 2014:

 

SAGA Alumni Panel

7:30pm, Hilles 109

** people be talking bout their experiences #oldiebutgoodie #rainbowisthenewblack

Thursday, March 20, 2014:

Speakers Committee Presents: Screening of “Documented”

4:00pm, Ira Reid House

** this movie is intense and motivational #moved #muchwow

 

JSAAPP’s Drink Responsibly Event

5:00pm, DC Sunken Lounge

 ** check yo’self before you wreck yo’self #responsible #fun

BASMATI VICE// CAROLINE REESE & THE DRIFTING FIFTH

9:00pm, James House

 ** come listen to the some of the best singing voices Haverford has to offer  in this very posh and chic venue. #artsy #partytillyoudrop #hipster

 

Friday, March 21, 2014:

 

Opening Reception: if I can’t dance to it, it’s not my revolution

5:30pm, Fitzgerald Gallery

 ** like art and catered food? then this is the event 4 you. #fancy #classy

Humskirts Concert: Men Chasing Skirts

7:30pm, Zubow Commons

 ** they sing like angels on a sunday morning… cause they are that good. If you go to this event you can sign up to be on the Sunny Fan Club for only $0.00 #sunnyismyfave #musicismyboyfriend #skirts

 

An Evening with Jose Antonio Vargas

7:30pm, Marshall Aud

 ** pop that haverbubble and learn about what’s going on in the real world… without having to leave Haverford. #education #learningisfun #journalism #speakers

 

A taste of evalyn perry

9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** she is very artsy and funny and everybody should go. AND her brother is one of the members of arcade fire. so yea…  #friendinresidence #feminist #bicycle #lol

Throng Show: Tell me what it’s like to be Sexually Liberated

10:00pm, Zubrow Commons

** For all of those who are sexually frustrated come and enjoy some sex jokes… cause nothing is funnier than sex. #ooolala #sexissexy #funny

Saturday, March 22, 2014:

SAGA Community Mural Painting

1:00pm, James House

 ** write from the soul. #poet #rainbowisthenewblack

 

The Island Reading

4:00pm, Skate House

** if your eyes are too lazy to do some reading, then you should go and listen to this awesome literary work (cause i dont know if its a play or novel). #artsy #tinglingears

 

The Butterfly Project

6:30pm, Stokes 014

 ** go if you’re into theatre and reminiscing on the past. #rememberrememberthe5thofnovember

 

Meat Snarf: Jake and James do Comedy // USDA Approved

8:00pm, DC BlackBox

**  Laugh about meat and other random stuff in this funny and quirky thing. #lolsicles #meat #notforvegans

 

F to eMbody

8:00pm, Lunt Basement

** slam poetry that will move your heart… #body #udouboo

 

Sunday, March 23, 2014:

Emerging Leaders Symposium

12:00pm – 3:30pm

**Learn how to be a leader and conquer the world! #mastermind #obama #smart

Enjoy the shorts weather!

Battlefield Nerf is on for Spring 2014! The tournament will be played on Saturday, April 12th between 11:30am to ~ 5pm in Ryan Gym. Sign ups are live here: bit.ly/1ewNMmr

Get a team together, play some Nerf, and have a blast(er)! Cool prizes, too!

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  • 16 March 2014
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#mylife

Hi Fords peeeps!

If you are feeling frustrated about the inconsistent weather, no fear because there are a lot of events going on this weekend that will distract you!

**Commentary by the lovely Intern #3

 

Friday, February 28, 2014:

FAB: Haverford’s Next Iron Chef

6:00pm, DC Sunken Lounge

**This activity is right for you if you like to eat, taste new things, watch people burn the DC. #roofisonfire

Women’s Basketball Semi-Final Game

6:00pm, GIAC

**This activity is right for you if you enjoy watching Haverford beat all the other schools. #wedabest

Lighted Fools Baby Show: The Larynx

7:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** This activity is right for you if you enjoy laughing at raunchy comedy skits. Plus you’ll get to see the new members make out with each other. #lol

Oxford Blues and S-Chords Mid Semester Show

7:30pm, Zubrow Commons

**This activity is right for you if you enjoy being serenaded by our lovely acapella groups and their awe-inspiring music #musicismypoison

Throng Show: Toyota Hylander 

9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** This activity is right for you if you like laughing at random things. #throwmeabone #hashtag #throngsorthongs

 

Saturday, March 1st, 2014:

 

Haverford’s Got Talent Auditions

1:00pm – 5:00pm, email fordshavemorefun@gmail.com to sign up

** Audition if you want to win $400… then you can go to the bank, exchange the check for quarters, fill a kiddie pool with the quarters and swim in your accomplishments. You can invite others if you like. #coolestkidintown

JSU Challah Baking

12:00pm-2:30pm, Campus Center 313

** Did someone say Challah? Sign me up. I love me some dough. Put those hands to work! #yummyinmytummy

Mentor for Philly Spring Orientation

12:30pm-2:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** Be a good person. #blessed

Women’s Basketball Championship Game

7:00pm, GIAC

** This activity is right for you if you want to watch the HC basketball team destroy all the other colleges. #webeballin

BSL: Tri-Co “Back to Harlem” Open Mic Night

7:00pm, Rhoads Dining Hall (BMC)

** This activity is right for you if you enjoy slam poetry and snapping. #wordsmovepeople #snapstodat

Lighted Fools Baby Show: The Larynx

7:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** Did i mention that the new members make out? #ooolala #rofl

Vagina Monologues

8:00pm, Black Box Theater (DC Basement)

** This activity is right for you if you want to learn more about vaginas and female empowerment. Yay for vaginas! #vaginas4dawin

Nerd House: Pirate Murder Mystery Party

8:00pm, Yarnall

** Argh! Who killed me wife? (I suck at pirate language…) It sounds interesting and new… so why not? #funtimes

FUCS PRESENTS: HISS GOLDEN MESSENGER//ATTIC STAIRS

10:00pm, Lunt Basement

**Put on your party hats cause this is gonna be poppin’ #insertgifhere #partyintheusa

 

Sunday, March 2nd, 2014:

 

Haverford’s Got Talent Auditions

1:00pm – 5:00pm, email fordshavemorefun@gmail.com to sign up

**money price = quarters + kiddie pool = lots of fun #moneybath

FAB: A Night at the Oscars

7:00pm, Game Center Room (Campus Center 1st Floor)

**  Even if you don’t care about movies, Ellen is going to be hosting so it’s gonna be AWESOME. Go watch famous people sit around in fancy dresses/suits and win a miniature man-statue thing. #ellen #jlaw #fab #procrastination

Vagina Monologues

8:00pm, Black Box Theater (DC Basement)

**  Embrace the power of vaginas <3 #vaginaisacoolword

 

Hope you attend at least one of these events! Remember, there is no better way to procrastinate than by going to HC events.