…don’t worry, we won’t have any wrenches to throw.

But we will have a trove of dodgeballs and nerf guns ready for some capture the flag pickup games, so come play some nerf!

This Saturday, November 8th, from 2pm to 5pm it is OPEN SEASON with foam projectiles, and those who own their own nerf arsenals are encouraged to come out to Ryan Gym in full force with their armaments.

Just show up, bring some friends, and play some nerf to blow of steam, it will be a blast(er).

 

 

Check it out and pass it on through fb:  https://www.facebook.com/events/1405085299781654/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular

Dodgeballaz

Fear the foam

 

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  • 30 October 2014
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Coxswain-ClinicHey there ‘fords,

Want to be a part of an awesome team sport? Want to get off campus and row on a beautiful river? Want to race boats?

Then you should come to the coxswain clinic hosted by Haverford Crew and learn more!

The clinic will meet in the GIAC lobby on Monday 9/22 @ 4:15pm and run until about 5:30. No experience necessary and no commitment required – just come out to learn something new.

If you are interested, or have questions, or just want to chat, email Leeser (wleeser@haverford.edu).

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  • 18 September 2014
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Battlefield Nerf is on for Spring 2014! The tournament will be played on Saturday, April 12th between 11:30am to ~ 5pm in Ryan Gym. Sign ups are live here: bit.ly/1ewNMmr

Get a team together, play some Nerf, and have a blast(er)! Cool prizes, too!

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  • 16 March 2014
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She is awesome

Tei Shi will be jamming out this Friday (2/21) in Lunt

This is Tei Shi. She makes great music and you have the chance to see her this Friday!

Check her out on soundcloud- Nervermind the End is beautifully sad with a great rhythm to keep you swaying along as she broods. Make the most of the meditative powers of the a dark, snowy wintertime with Tei Shi and her plaintive groove.

Also, this article as a bonus: www.gorillavsbear.net/2014/02/06/tei-shi-x-lil-sad-nevermind-the-end/

Be there on this Friday, Feb. 22 @ 10p in Lunt!!!!

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  • 18 February 2014
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Winter is coming, you need an extra layer of insulation for survival. It is time to partake in shameless carnivory by eating Barbecue. Hip bbq joints in Philadelphia are a relatively recent phenomenon, but they are here and they are smoking, rubbing, and saucing meat. Fette Sau, Barbacoa, and Blue Belly are three such institutions and they are considered to be among the best that the city has to offer.

Fette Sau

1208 Frankford Avenue, Philadelphia, PA 19125

Mon-Thurs 5pm-11pm, Fri 5pm-12pm, Sat Noon-12am, Sun Noon-11pm

German for fat pig, Fette Sau sounds a little pretentious until you realize what it means, but it’s still in German. Angela Merkel does not call to mind down and dirty American food. Also, this restaurant is imported from NYC, so it’s not a Philly original, but when it comes to BBQ in the Northeast one can’t really enforce originality. Putting my quibbles aside, this place is known for a cafeteria style serving line where you get meat by the pound. They are known for their dry rub brisket and ribs, and all of their meats are “hormone, antibiotic, and steroid free”. When you place your order, they carve out your portion from on the spot, and give you some dinner roles for making an impromptu sandwich. On the side, their roasted mushrooms have a following, but they don’t offer the traditional lineup of bbq sides like cornbread, mac n’ cheese, and collard greens. The fanfare here is about meat and atmosphere, and they have some great patio seating that is heated for year round enjoyment.

Directions: Take the MFL to Girard, walk east along Girard until you hit Frankford Ave, then make a left. Fette Sau will be just up the street on the left.

das meat.

meat.

 

Barbacoa

64 Rittenhouse Place, Ardmore, PA 19003

Tues-Thurs 5pm-9pm, Fri/Sat 5pm-10pm, Sun 4pm-8pm, Closed Mondays.

Barbacoa has the advantage of being close to home, so if you have a bbq craving that just can’t wait, this might be your best option. They specialize in fire-roasted peruvian chicken, which they brine for 12 hours, and cook on spits over hardwood coals and oak logs. They also offer bisket, St. Louis ribs, and Nowegian salmon, along with the classic sides: corn bread, mac n’ cheese, slaw, etc. Menu note: they are the only restaurant in this trio to offer traditional corn bread and a salmon option. Barbacoa offers 10% off take-out orders on Tuesday and Wednesday, so you can pop by and grab some of their Peruvian chicken to drag back to your cave and gnaw on the bones.

Directions: Walk along Lancaster until you get to Cricket Ave. then turn right. Make the first left onto Cricket Terrace, then a right on Rittenhouse Pl. Barbacoa will be on the right.

Barbacoa

The Ardmore Platter

Blue Belly BBQ

600 Catharine Street, Philadelphia, PA 19147

Sun, Wed, Thurs: 12–8 pm, Fri/Sat: 12–9 pm, Closed Mondays

Of all the restaurants discussed in this post, Blue Belly comes the closest to a southern bbq joint. Of course, they own their northern identity- a “blue belly” was a northern soldier during the Civil War. What they have in common with their southern counterparts is a respect for the side item. When you order a platter of Berkshire pork, grass-fed beef, or organic chicken, you get your choice of three sides. None of the “sides extra” nonsense. Sides are sacred, a part of the bbq ritual, and Blue Belly gets it right. Additionally, their loaded tater-tots have bacon, cheese, pulled pork, scallions, and sour cream so that you can start your meal off right. The chef, Gene Giuffi, also runs the upscale restaurant Cochon, so you are eating serious food in the laid back tradition of bbq at Blue Belly.

Directions: Take the train to Market east, or the NSHL/MFL to 5th, then walk along Market until you get to 6th. Walk south on 6th until you get to 6th and Catherine, Blue Belly is on the right near the corner.

Ribs, Corn Cakes, Mac, Tater Salad

The rib platter from Blue Belly

 

Go forth and feast on tasty bbq!

 

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  • 5 December 2013
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Hello Fords!

 

Welcome back from break!  Hopefully everyone has rested up nicely during their time off and has hit the ground running!

We would like to announce a bit of change in the office.  The desk has moved…

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….and the interns are confused…

 

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VERY confused!

 

But have no fear, Fords.  We haven’t gone far.  We are simply at the end of the hallway near room 205.  Still in Chase!

If you need to get to the office to pick up Independence Passes or other needs, simply walk up the stairs, turn right, then turn right again, and embrace the warm smiles of our amazing interns.

The SAO Welcomes You!

new location

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  • 22 October 2013
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I'm serious, he will mess you up.

Cruz is pumped for some Nerf and he is looking fierce.

(11/8) Update: Signups now available on Haverticket! go.haverford.edu/tickets/

 

Hey ‘Fords,
It’s time again for Battlefield Nerf! Darts will fly, chaos will ensue, and champions will be crowned.
The event will take place on Saturday, November 16th and sign-ups are live now!

Sign up here!

For those new to BFN, or in need of a refresher here is what it’s all about:

Sign-ups: Just pick a team name, team captain, and up to 5 other players for your team. After this, your Captain will get all the important info about match times.

Rules of the Game:
The objective is to capture the other team’s flag and return it safely to your flag area.
A maximum of 6 players per team may participate.
The game is played on the honor system; if you get tagged, you are done, and you call yourself out.
Each team’s flag will be positioned in front of their starting bunker area.
To capture the flag, an individual must successfully return the opposing team’s flag to their flag area. In order for a capture to count, the capturing team’s flag must be in it’s home flag area. That is, both flags must be together in a flag area.
If the flag carrier is tagged, they drop the flag immediately. There may be no exchanging of the flag between teammates at any time. If the flag is dropped, it can be picked up by either team.
No shooting while holding the flag. This means that in the event of a 1 on 1 situation, the last two players must duel.
A tagged player may rejoin the game by touching their own flag, so long as it is within the original flag area. In order for players to rejoin, the team must return their flag into the home area if it has been taken by the other team.
The round ends when all of the players on one team are eliminated, or when a flag is captured.
The matches will be best 2 of 3 rounds.

Prizes: 1st place – Six $10 Gift Cards to Chipotle and BFN Shirts; 2nd place – BFN Shirts; 3rd place – Six $5 Gift Cards to Kiwi

Once again, matches will be held Saturday, November 16, from 12:00 p.m. to 6 p.m in Ryan Gym.
Note: Please show up 10 min prior to your match, although you only need to be present for your team’s matches.

It should be pretty awesome, so sign up your team and come play some Nerf!

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  • 22 October 2013
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BBBBBRAAAINSSS

Updated Inauguration Portrait of Dan Weiss

Day 1- I try to tie my bandana on in the least visible location on my body; it works. Humans wander the campus largely oblivious to my presence, they are still complacent and complacent brains are the most succulent.

Day 2- Our numbers grow and fear spreads. I divide my time between chasing terrified people trying to get to class and tormenting every human in the DC. The brain-like texture of the vegan “beef” is a pleasant surprise.

Day 3- I attempt to devour the simpletons waiting for the blue bus. One is not so simple and hits me with a pair of socks, but I will have my revenge.

Feeble humans, their leaders are falling; Michael Martinez and Dan Weiss join the Zombie ranks. Haverford College makes history as first among our peer institutions to be under the guidance of a Zombie president.

Day 4 – Soon the humans will be fewer in number than the Zombie horde. In the meantime, I hatch a plan to steal all socks that are thrown at me. The Zombie empire will have all of the socks! A sock on every foot and a brain in every pot!

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Day 8 -  After a planned morning ambush was thwarted, my roommate has moved out. He actually left this morning by climbing out the bathroom window and leaving the shower on. For real.

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Two days to go. The zombie and human factions are ramping up their efforts. Desperate communiques zip between players. Ambushes are planned, scouting missions foil them.

Nerves are on edge; can the humans keep their cool under pressure? When the zombie is gaining on you, you need ice in your veins to whip around at the right moment to stun them.

The Zombie faction needs to band together, or face starvation. Who can hold out? Who will perform in the clutch? High drama plays out with every passing hour.

 

 

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  • 4 October 2013
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