Heeeeeellooooo Fellow Fordians!!


Are you excited for Valentine’s Weekend?! You don’t need to have someone special to enjoy that special day. Just go to CVS, buy 2 bags of chocolate, and watch Netflix ALL night. You could also go watch this critically acclaimed movie:

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The weather for the weekend is going to be COLD (20s and lower…) and a possible snow shower ON Saturday, so make sure to keep your special someone (or yourself, or a random stranger…) warm.

Anyways here are the events going on this weekend:


Friday, February 13, 2015

Outskirts: ICCA Showcase

8:30-9:00 PM | Marshall Auditorium

* Do you want to know what harmonized angels sound like? Well you can’t get everything you want in life.  The group is aight and they wear pink things. Also, if you can’t make it, don’t fret. Luckily there are gonna be 50 more acapella shows throughout the rest of the semester. #somanyacgroups #competition #pitchperfect2 #theygotthirdplacelastyear #SunnyZheng #pinklade


10:00 PM – 1:00 AM | James House

*You know a band is gonna be awesome when you can’t pronounce it’s name. The band selections just keep on getting better and better… #KudostoFUCS #noFUCSweregiven #poshvenue #soindie #yourphoneisgonnagetstolenifyouleaveitinthelaundryroom #dontthrowupinLuntCafe 

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Valentine’s Day Activities: Candy, Movies, Newlyweds Game

9:00 PM – 11:00 PM | Yarnall

* If you don’t want to spend the night partying or watching netflix, you can always go play games and eat free chocolate. #50shadesofgreyscreening #cavities #getmarriedtoastrangerforthelols 


“Do It in the Dark” DANCE

10:00 PM – 2:00 AM | Lunt  Basement

*Don’t get too excited, the name of this event is misleading. #dontlosehope #enjoythedarkness #exceptitwontbedarkcauseitsluntbasement #thatmadagascarsong 

Sunday, February 15, 2015


6:00PM | GIAC Arena

*  I know everyone is going to Plenary so I won’t bother writing an enticing comment about it. Oh yea except that you should bring a sleeping bag and entertainment cause there are 9 resolutions. #erg #stareatdanweissallnightlong #chipotlegiftcard #plenarybingo #girlscoutcookies #davedoyoueverfeellikeaplasticbag



Hello person that just clicked on the link!

Pinwheel day happened and it was magical….and really cold… but still, it made my week. If you haven’t gotten a pinwheel by now, no worries. There are still decapitated pinwheels all over Founders Green, you could make a cool sculpture with them. I wonder if they reuse them for next year. Anyways Haverfest is right around the corner so make sure you have money in your bookstore accounts because they (people of Haverfest) will be selling AWESOME merchandise soon. VERY soon. #imgonnabuyEVERYTHING #negativebalanceinaccount

In other news, good luck to the seniors that are in the process of finishing their theses. The grass is greener on the other side… or so they say.

There aren’t that many events going on this weekend because everyone is too busy with work and stuff. BUT if you want to procrastinate/stealfreefood go check these events out!


Haverfest = My batteries

Thursday, April 24, 2014:


Pre-Health Society Cupcakes

7:00pm, Zubrow Commons

** casually walk in, put on a smile, talk to a stranger for a minute, and take 2 cupcakes. That is my plan. #protocol #sweets #healthycupcakes #naaahrealcupcakes

Pizza, Profs, and the Code:

7:30pm, CPGC Cafe

** casually walk in, put on a smile, awkwardly talk to a professor, embarrass myself in front of prof, and take a box of pizza. #noshame #realworld #honorablewaytogetfreefood

Friday, April 25, 2014:


Chaverim Semester Show

8:00pm – 9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** I didn’t even know they existed. #tricoacapella


The Throng Presents: Our last show! Is this not big enough for you?!?

9:45pm – 10:45pm, DC Blackbox

** Is it a sexual reference? I don’t know I guess you’ll have to go and check it out. #theblackboxishaunted #notreally #butmaybe


Hunger Over Nutella Games II

7:30pm, HCA Green

** I’m allergic to nutella. BUT i might just go watch people fight with each other for the nutella. #antsaregonnawin #eattillyoupassout #ihatenutella #notreally

Saturday, April 26, 2014:


Outskirts Semester Show: Aca-Addiction

7:30pm – 9:00pm, Marshall Aud

**I have been waiting for this show my entire life.I’m not ashamed to admit my unhealthy obsession. #eargasm #groupie #dabomb #seniorsolos #acaloveit #Sunnysnumbaonefan


The Island Performance

8:00pm-9:00pm, Skate House

**Quaker play. #muchexciting


Sunday, April 27, 2014:

The Island Performance

8:00pm-9:00pm, Skate House

**I want to go to an island with white sandy beaches, “virgin” pi~a coladas, and NO iguanas. #unnecessaryrant #imscaredofgodzilla #irefusetowatchthatmovie

On the DL (Downtown Lobby)



**I overheard that RollingStone Magazine was interested in writing an expose on FUCS. #orwasitadream #poshvenue #idontevenknowwhatposhis


Have a drama-free yet exciting Weekend~ <( 0_0 )>

Hey Hey Hey!

Every night I dream that I’m gonna wake up and walk into a field of colorful pinwheels… but this weather is ruining EVERYTHING. Shout-out to everyone that put their winter coats in storage and then had to take them out because of the inconsistent weather.

In other news, the end is so close yet so far away. I don’t know if I’ll make it to the end but on the plus side… 2 more weeks till Haverfest!!! Anyways I’m too tired and stressed to make more cheesy remarks so here are the things that are going on this weekend (although you should be inside doing HOMEWORK….jk #procrastinate #tilltheend)


GIF of the week: If my assignments were Julia Robert’s niece, they would say:


Friday, April 18, 2014:


LGBTQ Health Panel

7:00pm-10:00pm, Chase Auditorium

** Go. #idontknowwhatelsetosay


Oxford Blues Semester Show

7:30pm – 9:00pm, Stokes Auditorium

** If Simon Cowell were to go to their show, he would give them a 10.5/10  because they are THAT awesome. #maybeoneday  #theirokdoe


Meat Snarf: Zoboomafoo

7:30pm – 8:30pm, Lunt Basement

** OMG i remember watching this show every single day as a kid. I never knew if the two guys were brothers, really “close” friends, or members of a drug cartel. #srsly #lemurondrugs #someonewashallucinatin


Ford S-Chords Semester Show

8:00pm-9:30pm, Founders Great Hall

**Oh snap another a capella show! I think next year we should have a Sing-Off competition featuring our 279 a capella groups. #simoncowellcanbethejudge #theirhunkycauseoftheirgetup #go4Luis #duckyhat #vivalahaverNOT


Saturday, April 19, 2014:


Alley Cat: A Storytelling Open-Mic

7:00pm –  8:30pm, Founders Common Room

**If I were an alley cat, I would live next to a restaurant and eat all of their food. #somanyoptions #iwantmediterraneanfood   #tellstories



9:00pm – 10:00pm, Lunt Basement

** Bring your smokin’ guns to this slam poetry extravaganza. go for the snaps. #train #baret #mic #blackturtleneck #blackjeggins #noshoes

Sunday, April 20, 2014:


8D and AIDS Service Network (ASN) Food Trucks

11:30am – 2:30pm, Founders Green

** YAAAAAAS! it’s a good cause AND brazilian and Grilled cheese foodtrucks. I am crying of happiness right now. #notreally #justreallyhappy #food #nomnom #curethehangover


EEA Presents: Easter Breakfast

9:00am – 11:00am, Leeds Green

** Free food. Maybe they’ll give chocolate. #easterbunny #heisreal #imethimatthemallonce #yummyinmytummy


Other things on the DL (Drastic Lobotomy),



** I still don’t know if those are the names of the band or just the title of the event. Go check out this very posh and low key ambient music in the world-renowned venue. #artsy #lowkey #underground #studentbands #cigar-typeofthing


Spring Formal 

**For some reason I feel like we’ve had like 20 formals this semester. Which I guess is ok cause people get to dress classy and party trashy… but I’m going to this in my pj’s. #justgoingforthetenders #food #maybethey’llhaveotherfriedfood #mockdrinks #imdone #parteyinmybedwithnetflix #tophat


- Go Creigh, but not TOO Creigh

Saludos Ford Peeps! 

People are doing Cray things in order to survive WaterTag… good luck to everyone… are$150  really worth it?

Also is the world coming to an end? Two freshmen got Lloyd in Room Draw… seriously where is everyone planning on living in, the North Dorms?

BETS ARE ON! Click here to bet* on which day you think Pinwheel Day might happen on! After extensive research (looking at the weather channel every 5 minutes) I’m putting $100 on Monday since it’s gonna be Sunny and 75F! So make sure to take out from storage your sandals, sunglasses, dresses, shorts, tanning lotion, floaties, beach balls, (“non-alcoholic”) pi~a coladas, etc.

*Not real bets since…that’s illegal

GIF of the week: 



Thursday, April 10, 2014:


Her Majesty’s Black Squirrels: Analyzing Sci-Fi As Serious Protest Film 

7:30pm-9:00pm, Chase Auditorium

**#improvgroup #comedy #QueenofEngland

Open Mic (Part of Culture Week)

7:30pm – 9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** Be an artsy intellectual and spend the night away snapping #spokenword #blackshirt #beret #spirithands


Spring Room Draw Round IV

10:30pm-11:30pm, Sharpless Auditorium

** Go if you’d like to have room next year. #campingatfounders #liveinthetreeswiththesquirrels

Friday, April 11, 2014:


Relay for Life

  6pm-12am, Field House

** you go and you relay for life… and play dodgeball #fundraiser #donations #bouncyhouse

Spring Room Draw Round V

7:00pm-9:30pm, Sharpless Auditorium

**It’s the final countdown. Again if you don’t want to live with the squirrels and owls next year… get a room #rocky #sleepinaclassroom #respect

FAB Film: American Hustle

8:00pm –  10:30pm, Chase Auditorium

**Just go for Jlaw… unless you are one of those people that don’t like her… in which case you should still go watch the movie #money #sex #fakebritishaccent

Spring Bi-College Orchestra Concert

8:00pm –  9:30pm, Marshall Auditorium

** much talent. such violin. wow. very strings. #doge #peers #classicalmusic4theoldsoul

Looney Tunes Semester Show

8:00pm –  9:30pm, DC BlackBox Theatre

**Treat your ears to a night of beautiful singing. #omgaretheyangels #hahano

Throng Show

10:00pm-11:30pm, Lunt Basement

** the title does say somthing about mothers so you might get to hear “yo momma” jokes… or maybe not. #lol #improv #somethingaboutnotsex


10:00pm-1:00am, James House

** They changed their venue to a more artsy and underground atmospheric house. #music #FUCS #dancewithdaraven

Saturday, April 12, 2014:


Battlefield: Nerf

12:00pm-6:00pm, Ryan Gym // Sign up here: bit.ly/1ewNMmr

** It’s like Rango and Rambo…but with nerf guns… and Haverford students #dontgethurt #aimfortheeyes

Rethink Incarceration Reentry Panel

4:00pm –  5:30pm, Chase Auditorium

** prison. #OITNB

BSL Fashion Show (Part of Culture Week)

Doors open at 6:30pm, Show starts at 7:00pm –  10:00pm, Founders Hall

**Maybe Tyra Banks will show up. You never know. #ButIactuallydo #shewon’t #doessheevenknowHaverfordexists

FAB Film: American Hustle

8:00pm –  10:30pm, Chase Auditorium

** The movie is about hustling America in a very classy way. #ooolala #iwanttowatchher


Mainliners Semester Show

8:00pm – 9:30pm, Sharpless Auditorium

**Treat your ears to a night of beautiful singing. #omgaretheyangels #hahano #yesididcopypaste #howifeelaboutallacapella

Sunday, April 13, 2014:


FAB Film: American Hustle

8:00pm –  10:30pm, Chase Auditorium

** If you have nothing else to do…. just go watch it. #isecretelyhatethismovie #youshouldstillwatchit

Open Campus Day

all day, everywhere

** put on your top hats because a lot of specs are gonna be here #thekidsarecoming #prepareforridiculousquestions

Hello Fellow Fordians!

Hope your April Fools Day was as exciting as mine!

Special shout-out to the eligible bachelor, Gus Peter Helbock, who is turning the big 2-0 on Sunday!




Also another shout-out to the warriors that are still playing WaterTag… I was elegantly tagged yesterday, which is good because my paranoia and blood pressure have dropped. Anyways, according to the lovely and always accurate Weather.com, the weekend will be looking sunny and warm-ish (high 50s, low 60s)! Which is great since there are so many events going on this weekend!! Lehhhgooo!


GIF of the week:  “Strollin’ like you just don’t care” — which is how I feel about most things at this point


Thursday, April 3, 2014:

Red Cross Blood Drive

10:30am – 3:30pm, Founders Hall

** Are you into vampire-like activities and/or like helping people? Then go donate some of your blood! #vampirediaries #twilight #typeA #theydontletmedonate #bitter


Rufus Jones Etiquette Dinner (Sign up on Haverticket!)

7:00pm – 8:30pm, Sign up Online: go.haverford.edu/tickets/

** Learn how to be classy, yo. Cause you never know when you’re gonna be invite to wine and dine with the Duchess of Transylvania. #classy #forkorspork #bigorlittlespoonproblems #whichismywatercup


Stolen Dreams II: Film Screening and Discussion

7:00 – 8:30pm, Hilles 109

It’s like Orange is the New Black… but more inspirational… and stuff. #OITNB #prison #learn

Friday, April 4, 2014:

Sister Outsider: What Does it All Mean?

4:00pm – 5:00pm, WCC 313

** I’d just go for the snaps. #slampoetry #workshop #artsy #blackshirt



Buses leave from the Campus Center at 6:30pm and 8:30pm in Old City.

Buses return from Philly at 9:00pm and 10:30pm – Pick up is at the National Constitution Center.


**A free trip to Philly?! Count me in… especially cause some of the art galleries give out free food and drinks. #goforthefood #goeatnonDCfood #moreartsystuff


Spring Japanese Music Festival at HC: Tamagawa University Taiko Dance Group

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Marshall Auditorium

** I’ve been waiting for this since that one time I played that one game in that one arcade place. It’s gonna be A-ma-zing! GO.  #drums #fromjapan #i<3japan #wowserz

Haverford College Contra Dance

8:30pm – 11:00pm, Ryan Gym

** At first I thought that it had to do with R&B and breakdancing… but then I saw the posters of Gangadean and Pres. Weiss holding banjos… Sooo go watch Gangadean and Weiss breakdance to banjo music! #notreally #communitydancelessons #hoedown #yeeehaaa


FUCS PRESENTS: Helado Negro + Strange Relations

10:00pm – 12:00am, Lunt Basement

**Who doesn’t like FUCS. They are so indie and awesome, especially the talent that they bring. And that venue that they always use is always on point. #band #concert #parttyy


Saturday, April 5, 2014:

Chess Tournament

8:00am – 6:00pm, Founders Hall

**It’s more intense than parkour…or so I’ve heard. #madskillz #brainpower #8D


ALAS Presents: La Gala

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Founders Hall

**Catered hispanic food, good latin musica, fancy looking people… oolala i want some of that! #querico #formal #dresstoimpress #othercollegesaregcoming #theBRITISHarecoming


evalyn parry: Spin

7:30pm- 9:30pm, Marshall Auditorium

** if you like bicycles and carnivals go. Funfact: I didn’t know how to write bicycle ’till the 7th grade.  #QUEEN #iwantoridemybicycle


Card Games Night

8:00pm – 10:00pm, Nerd House

**It’s like that movie 21, but with Goldfish. Maybe they’ll have strip poker? FUN!  #goldfish #nerdhouse


ALAS Presents: La Fiesta

10:00pm – 2:00am, Founders Hall

**Wow there hasn’t been a founders party in a while… you know what that means, CHICKEN TENDERS! Oh boy chicken tenders + musica latina are two of my favorite things! #salsa #latinlove #respect #checkyoselfb4uwreckyoself

Sunday, April 5, 2014:

Borromeo String Quartet

3:00pm –  5:00pm, Marshall Auditorium 

** Be fancy and listen to some classical music. Great way to cure that headache you got from “dancing” at LA FIESTA. #classicalmusic #sleepytime #sophisticated


Enjoy the weekend!! 

P.S. I want Pinwheel Day. And I want it NOW!

Hey ya’ll!

OMG April Fools is right around the corner (TUESDAY) and I can’t wait to prank everybody that I know!

This weekend’s weather is looking pretty decent (in the mid 50s). The only problem is that it’s going to be rainy and humid… so make sure to carry around your umbrella and anti-humidity hairspray! Although there aren’t that many events this week, the ones that are going on are poppin’. Here are this weekend’s events <3

**Commentary by Intern #3


The GIF of the week: “Heavy Breathing Cat”



Friday, March 28, 2014:



The Seven Person Pyramid High Wire Act

7:00pm-9:00pm, Squash Court #2

** At first I thought it was a trapeze show in which people would walk on a wire and jump through flaming hoops. Then I googled it and found out that it’s a play about bats and a dance concert….. so if you’re into bats and underground theater, you should stop by! Also the poster is pretty cool, so you should go just for that. #artsy #hipster #alumni


Ableism Keynote Panel: Mia Mingus and Carl Sigmund *Part of (Dis)Ability Awareness Week

7:30pm-9:30pm, Stokes Aud

** Educate yourself! #edumacate #oooooo



Saturday, March 29, 2014:


Haverford’s Got Talent

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Marshall Aud

**From singing to dancing to comedy this talent show is gonna be awesome. It’s like a 4th grade talent show except that these kids got talent.  Also the MCs (Brand-on Kelly and Stephen Pro-fetta) will probably steal the show with their raunchy comedy. Also the only thing Cruz has been talking about for the past month is this show so… please go… it’s his baby. #SimonCowell #wheredreamsdontcometrue #Cruz’sbaby #funny #startedfromthebottom #JinandJuice


Fro Life – Fro Choice

7:00pm – 9:00pm, Founders Hall

** If you like hair and are looking for some tips on how to love your hair then you should stop by. From fashion show to merchandise station (maybe they’ll be selling anti-humidity hairspray) to a panel discussion… it’s all about HAIR (not the Lady Gaga song doe). #hair #Haaallaaaah #itsgoingdown #letitgo #youdoyou #youdohair #hairdoyou


Enjoy the weekend but don’t get too Creigh!

Hey Ford Peeeeeeeps!

Did ya’ll have a fun-tastic Spring Break? I sure did. There are a lot of events happening this weekend… like omg A LOT.

**Commentary by the lovely Intern #3


Wednesday, March 19, 2014:


SAGA Alumni Panel

7:30pm, Hilles 109

** people be talking bout their experiences #oldiebutgoodie #rainbowisthenewblack

Thursday, March 20, 2014:

Speakers Committee Presents: Screening of “Documented”

4:00pm, Ira Reid House

** this movie is intense and motivational #moved #muchwow


JSAAPP’s Drink Responsibly Event

5:00pm, DC Sunken Lounge

 ** check yo’self before you wreck yo’self #responsible #fun


9:00pm, James House

 ** come listen to the some of the best singing voices Haverford has to offer  in this very posh and chic venue. #artsy #partytillyoudrop #hipster


Friday, March 21, 2014:


Opening Reception: if I can’t dance to it, it’s not my revolution

5:30pm, Fitzgerald Gallery

 ** like art and catered food? then this is the event 4 you. #fancy #classy

Humskirts Concert: Men Chasing Skirts

7:30pm, Zubow Commons

 ** they sing like angels on a sunday morning… cause they are that good. If you go to this event you can sign up to be on the Sunny Fan Club for only $0.00 #sunnyismyfave #musicismyboyfriend #skirts


An Evening with Jose Antonio Vargas

7:30pm, Marshall Aud

 ** pop that haverbubble and learn about what’s going on in the real world… without having to leave Haverford. #education #learningisfun #journalism #speakers


A taste of evalyn perry

9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** she is very artsy and funny and everybody should go. AND her brother is one of the members of arcade fire. so yea…  #friendinresidence #feminist #bicycle #lol

Throng Show: Tell me what it’s like to be Sexually Liberated

10:00pm, Zubrow Commons

** For all of those who are sexually frustrated come and enjoy some sex jokes… cause nothing is funnier than sex. #ooolala #sexissexy #funny

Saturday, March 22, 2014:

SAGA Community Mural Painting

1:00pm, James House

 ** write from the soul. #poet #rainbowisthenewblack


The Island Reading

4:00pm, Skate House

** if your eyes are too lazy to do some reading, then you should go and listen to this awesome literary work (cause i dont know if its a play or novel). #artsy #tinglingears


The Butterfly Project

6:30pm, Stokes 014

 ** go if you’re into theatre and reminiscing on the past. #rememberrememberthe5thofnovember


Meat Snarf: Jake and James do Comedy // USDA Approved

8:00pm, DC BlackBox

**  Laugh about meat and other random stuff in this funny and quirky thing. #lolsicles #meat #notforvegans


F to eMbody

8:00pm, Lunt Basement

** slam poetry that will move your heart… #body #udouboo


Sunday, March 23, 2014:

Emerging Leaders Symposium

12:00pm – 3:30pm

**Learn how to be a leader and conquer the world! #mastermind #obama #smart

Enjoy the shorts weather!