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Hi Fords peeeps!

If you are feeling frustrated about the inconsistent weather, no fear because there are a lot of events going on this weekend that will distract you!

**Commentary by the lovely Intern #3

 

Friday, February 28, 2014:

FAB: Haverford’s Next Iron Chef

6:00pm, DC Sunken Lounge

**This activity is right for you if you like to eat, taste new things, watch people burn the DC. #roofisonfire

Women’s Basketball Semi-Final Game

6:00pm, GIAC

**This activity is right for you if you enjoy watching Haverford beat all the other schools. #wedabest

Lighted Fools Baby Show: The Larynx

7:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** This activity is right for you if you enjoy laughing at raunchy comedy skits. Plus you’ll get to see the new members make out with each other. #lol

Oxford Blues and S-Chords Mid Semester Show

7:30pm, Zubrow Commons

**This activity is right for you if you enjoy being serenaded by our lovely acapella groups and their awe-inspiring music #musicismypoison

Throng Show: Toyota Hylander 

9:00pm, Lunt Basement

** This activity is right for you if you like laughing at random things. #throwmeabone #hashtag #throngsorthongs

 

Saturday, March 1st, 2014:

 

Haverford’s Got Talent Auditions

1:00pm – 5:00pm, email fordshavemorefun@gmail.com to sign up

** Audition if you want to win $400… then you can go to the bank, exchange the check for quarters, fill a kiddie pool with the quarters and swim in your accomplishments. You can invite others if you like. #coolestkidintown

JSU Challah Baking

12:00pm-2:30pm, Campus Center 313

** Did someone say Challah? Sign me up. I love me some dough. Put those hands to work! #yummyinmytummy

Mentor for Philly Spring Orientation

12:30pm-2:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** Be a good person. #blessed

Women’s Basketball Championship Game

7:00pm, GIAC

** This activity is right for you if you want to watch the HC basketball team destroy all the other colleges. #webeballin

BSL: Tri-Co “Back to Harlem” Open Mic Night

7:00pm, Rhoads Dining Hall (BMC)

** This activity is right for you if you enjoy slam poetry and snapping. #wordsmovepeople #snapstodat

Lighted Fools Baby Show: The Larynx

7:30pm, Stokes Auditorium

** Did i mention that the new members make out? #ooolala #rofl

Vagina Monologues

8:00pm, Black Box Theater (DC Basement)

** This activity is right for you if you want to learn more about vaginas and female empowerment. Yay for vaginas! #vaginas4dawin

Nerd House: Pirate Murder Mystery Party

8:00pm, Yarnall

** Argh! Who killed me wife? (I suck at pirate language…) It sounds interesting and new… so why not? #funtimes

FUCS PRESENTS: HISS GOLDEN MESSENGER//ATTIC STAIRS

10:00pm, Lunt Basement

**Put on your party hats cause this is gonna be poppin’ #insertgifhere #partyintheusa

 

Sunday, March 2nd, 2014:

 

Haverford’s Got Talent Auditions

1:00pm – 5:00pm, email fordshavemorefun@gmail.com to sign up

**money price = quarters + kiddie pool = lots of fun #moneybath

FAB: A Night at the Oscars

7:00pm, Game Center Room (Campus Center 1st Floor)

**  Even if you don’t care about movies, Ellen is going to be hosting so it’s gonna be AWESOME. Go watch famous people sit around in fancy dresses/suits and win a miniature man-statue thing. #ellen #jlaw #fab #procrastination

Vagina Monologues

8:00pm, Black Box Theater (DC Basement)

**  Embrace the power of vaginas <3 #vaginaisacoolword

 

Hope you attend at least one of these events! Remember, there is no better way to procrastinate than by going to HC events.

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