This Saturday (the 24th) is Haverford’s annual Screw Your Roommate, a serendipitous night for some and an unfortunate fate for others.
Freshmen get paired up with other freshmen for a steamy date night. Love ensues.
Though it’s mostly awkward (“Sooo.. um.. why did you choose to go to Haverford?” “I like small campuses.” “Cool.”), it’s a great way for Fords to meet more Fords.
CPs, get your freshmen screwed! Freshmen, don’t chicken out!
Skits are in the DC at 5pm and the dance starts at 10 in Founders. Jungle themed. Get wild. *Decorations by SECS Main Line Interior Decorating.
See you all there!